Wednesday, November 26, 2008
The Eco-Friendly, All-Natural Alarm Clock
If you would like to help the environment, reduce your electricity bills, and avoid annoying beeping/radio talk in the morning, I highly suggest you get a cat. Why? Because they are walking alarm clocks. Every morning I am woken up at 6AM by a particularly stinky poo that Rasputin just plopped out in the litter box. It is so stinky, he comes into bed with me and bugs me until I get up and clean his litter box. He's a good, regular boy.