Since I take an aspirin daily, I tend to bruise easily. Right now I have a bruise on my right arm that looks like I was thrown down a flight of stairs. Whenever I get these odd bruises, I like to imagine what they could look like to outsiders. Bar fight, car accident, or domestic abuse.
The best bruising I ever had was when I got my wisdom teeth out. The entire left side of my jaw and face were mottled with yellow and purple bruises. My boss and I came to the conclusion that telling people I was in a bar fight would work best to explain my face.
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