I am debating whether to call him The Giver of Good Orgasms or He Who Has A Vocal Girlfriend. Last Friday night, I was grabbing my laundry in my basement when I heard the squeaking and moaning. I could hear it a bit more faintly upstairs in my apartment. I think it lasted for a good 30 minutes and started up again in the morning.
I don't know what he looks like and have only heard his voice muffled through my floorboards so it will be a bit awkward when we finally bump into each other. My former neighbors had been in the apartment ever since 1999 (I moved in 2002) and they were engaged. I NEVER heard sex noises. I did hear the guy snore.
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