As an attempt to cling to sanity, I have to write about something other than my job hunt. Imagine that I'm a body part poacher:
Skull - thin hair, good color, good skin, decent ears, pretty eyes and lips
Neck - short and stumpy
Arms - well defined upper arm and perfectly proportioned to torso
Hands - small with thick fingers.
Torso - pear shaped, strong muscles at the top.
Legs - ice cream cone shaped, heavy with muscles
Feet - wide and flat with minuscule toes.