Ladies Be Not Afraid...

...when you notice in the bathroom stall that the toilet paper has been shredded to bits. A wolf hasn't been let loose. It is just me trying to start a new toilet paper roll. The glued end only comes up an inch so I get a nice long streamer to wipe my ass. Fed up, I usually try to use my fingernail to go across which can result in 3 ply to 6 ply toilet paper squares (since the roll can't actually roll). So, there I am with a stack of toilet paper squares and a streamer.