Thursday, February 28, 2008

Ginger Love

Growing up in a family of red heads and carrying the recessive gene has lead to an infatuation for certain red headed male celebrities.


Eric Stoltz was my first ginger love. Who can forget him in "Some Kind of Wonderful"? Or, if you're a geek like me, "The Prophecy"? I even liked him in "Once and Again" playing the sketchy drama teacher.


God love James Spader and his penchant for freaky sex movies. Like spanking? "Secretary". Like sex near car crashes? "Crash". Like walking through a mystical vagina to another world? "Stargate". Sadly James has broken the rule that red heads age well but I can still cling to young Spader like a pit bull.


Of course no hot red heads list is complete without Ewan. You have to love an actor who is willing to do full frontal. That is what the Star War prequels were sadly lacking. There must have been some kind of Jedi sauna on Coruscant, right? For an actor who used to jeer at other actors for going Hollywood, he has made some shitty movies lately. But again, red head love! His series "Long Way Round" was really entertaining and educational.


A couple years ago, there was a rumor that Damien Lewis would be the new Bond. If there is a red headed Bond, I would die and go to heaven. Damien was fabulous in Band of Brothers and The Forsyte Saga.


Donal Logue is my own bizarre infatuation. He is Canadian and a Harvard grad. Plus, he has been in an amazing array of movies. From Blade, Just Like Heaven, to Steal This Movie. Dude, his father is an ex-priest! His mom must feel pretty amazing that her husband chose her over God.


Ginger Allergies



Pedophilia gives red heads a bad name.



Ron Howard is too square and lacks the fire of sexy red heads.

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