I Am Easily Entertained

With this being his first week in office, I like to invent captions for pictures of President Obama.


"Please stop blowing the crap out of each other. If you don't stop, I'll turn Gaza over to Disney."
or
"Can you please adjust the heat in here?"


"Is there anyone out there who DOESN'T want a bailout?"
or
"So, you're telling me aliens do exist and will hold the planet hostage?"